求简单的英语笑话

求简单的英语笑话

简单一点!!!!!!
A: " Are you a Nut?"
B: "Nut?"
B: "How to spell it?"
A: "I-T, it".
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Watering Flower In Rain
Tom:Why doyou have that watering can?
Dan:I'm going to water the flowers.
Tom:But it'd raining.
Dan:That's OK.I'm wear-ing my raincoat.
雨天浇花
汤姆:你拿喷壶做什么?
丹:我要去浇花。
汤姆:可是,在下雨呀!
丹:没关系,我穿着雨衣呢!
你家好穷
小明说:你家好穷
小红说:为什么
小明说:我不小心踩灭了一个烟头,你把就喊,谁把取暖器关了。
Your house is very poor
Small clear say:Your house is very poor
Small red say:Why
Small clear say:I carelessly trampled to put out a cigarette butt, you shout, who keep warm a machine pass. 
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说:我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐。
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好,是谁呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!
3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年龄七岁,他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。一天,妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩,自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。
孩子们玩了个把小时,在四点半的时候,姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子,并对他说:“喏,迪克,给你刀子,把这块蛋糕一切为二,给你妹妹一块。不过,你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。”
迪克问:“像一个绅士?绅士怎样做呢?”
他姨妈马上回答说:“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。”
迪克说了一声“噢”。他对此想了一会,然后,他把蛋糕拿给妹妹,并对她说:“凯瑟琳,你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。”
4 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold them!
斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。
弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?
斯丹:浴室。
弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?
斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!
5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, “can Albert come out to play? ”
“ No,” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play ? ”
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问:“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗? ”
“ 不行, ” 那位妈妈说, “ 天气太冷了。 ”
“ 噢,那么, ” 乔冶, “ 他的足球可以出来玩吗?
出国必备英文日常用语
▲Potluck Party 一种聚餐方式,主人准备场地和餐具,叁加的人必须带一道菜准备饮料,最好事先问问主人的意思。
▲Pull over!把车子开到旁边。
▲Drop me a line!写封信给我。
▲Give me a ring. = Call me!来个电话吧!
▲For here or to go?食堂或外卖。
▲cool; Thats cool! 等于国内年轻人常用的囗语“酷!”,表示不赖嘛!用于人或事均可。
▲Whats up? = Whats happening? = Whats new? 见面时随囗问候的话“最近在忙什么?有什么新鲜事吗?”一般的回答是“Nothing much!” 或“Nothing new!”
▲Cut it out! = Knock it out!= Stop it! 少来这一套!同学之间开玩笑的话。
▲Dont give me a hard time! 别跟我过不去好不好!
▲Get yourself together! 振作点行不行!
▲Do you have the time? 现在几点钟?可别误以为人家要约你出去。
▲Hang in there. = Dont give up. = Keep trying. 再撑一下。
▲Give me a break ! 你饶了我吧!(开玩笑的话) 


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